The Ersatz Elevator

There is nothing to be found in the pages of these books but misery and despair. You still have time to choose something else to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on..."The Ersatz Elevator": Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase a red herring friends in a dire situation three mysterious initials a liar with an evil scheme a secret passageway and parsley soda.