The princess diaries

'You're not Mia Thermopolis any more honey' Dad said. 'You're Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo. Princess of Genovia.'<br/> A PRINCESS?? ME??? Yeah. Right.<br/> One minute Mia's a totally normal Manhattan 14-year-old. Next minute she's heir to the throne of Genovia being trailed by a trigger-happy bodyguard taking princess lessons with her bonkers old grandmere and having a makeover with someone called Paolo. Well her dad can lecture her till he's royal-blue in the face but no way is Mia going to turn herself into a style-queen. And they think she's moving to Genovia? Er hello?