Yuck!

Meet Dirty Bertie x2013; a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He' full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it' trouble youre after, look no further x2013; Bertie' sure to be up to his neck in it. Bertie devises a new scheme for making filthy lucre, has a sickly time at the fairground and manages to teach a toddler her first word: Bum!</div>